Some excerpts from
an interview with Malaclypse the Younger by THE GREATER METROPOLITAN
YORBA LINDA HERALD- NEWS- SUN- TRIBUNE- JOURNAL- DISPATCH- POST AND
SAN FRANCISCO DISCORDIAN SOCIETY CABAL BULLETIN AND INTERGALACTIC
REPORT & POPE POOP.
GREATER POOP: Are you really serious or what?
MAL-2: Sometimes I take humor seriously. Sometimes I take seriousness
humorously. Either way it is irrelevant.
GP: Maybe you are just crazy.
M2: Indeed! But do not reject these teaching as false because
I am crazy. The reason that I am crazy is because they are true.
GP: Is Eris true?
M2: Everything is true.
GP: Even false things?
M2: Even false things are true.
GP: How can that be?
M2: I don't know man, I didn't do it.
GP: Why do you deal with so many negatives?
M2: To dissolve them.
GP: Will you develop that point?
GP: Is there an essential meaning behind POEE?
M2: There is a Zen Story about a student who asked a Master
to explain the meaning of Buddhism. The Master's reply was "Three
pounds of flax."
GP: Is that the answer to my question?
M2: No, of course not. That is just illustrative. The answer
to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!
HOW I FOUND GODDESS & WHAT I DID TO HER
WHEN I FOUND HER
being a Beginning Introduction to
The Erisian Mysterees
WHICH IS MOST INTERESTING
as Divinely Revealed to
My High Reverence MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC
Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold
and HIGH PRIEST of
THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE)
HAIL ERIS! -- KALLISTI -- ALL
Dedicated to The Prettiest One
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