Mord says that Omar
says that we are
all unicorns anyway.

DO NOT PULL
ON YELLOW TIP

3. And though Omar did bid of the Collector of
Garbage, in words that were both sweet and bit-
ter, to surrender back the cigar box containing
the cards designated by the Angel as The Honest
Book of Truth, the Collector was to him as one
who might be smitten deaf, saying only: 'Gainst
the rules, y'know.
    HBT; The Book of Explanations, Chap 2



ANSWERS:
1. Harry Houdini
2. Swing Music
3. Pretzels
4. 8 months
5. Testy Culbert
6. It protrudes.
7. No vocal cords

THE POEE MYSTEREE OATH

The Initiate swears the following:
FLYING BABY SHIT!!!!!

(Brothers of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria sect may wish to substitute the German:
FLIEGENDE KINDERSCHEISSE!
or perhaps
WIECZNY KWIAT WTADZA!!!!!
which is Ewige Blumenkraft in Polish.)

THE RECENT EXPOSE THAT
MR. MOMOMOTO, FAMOUS
JAPANESE WHO CAN SWALLOW
HIS NOSE, CANNOT SWALLOW
HIS NOSE BUT HIS BROTHER CAN,
HAS BEEN EXPOSED! IT IS
MR. MOMOMOTO WHO CAN
SWALLOW HIS NOSE. HE
SWALLOWED HIS BROTHER
IN THE SUMMER OF '44.

Corrections to last week's copy: Johnny Sample is offensive cornerback for the New York Jets, not fullback as stated. Bobby Tolan's name is not Randy, but mud. All power to the people, and ban the fucking bomb.

"This statement is false"
(courtesy of POEE)