Convictions cause convicts.
Can you chart the COURSE to Captain Valentine's SWEETHEART?
When I was 8 or 9 years old, I acquired
a split beaver magazine. You can imagine
my disappointment when,upon examination
of the photos with a microscope, I found
that all I could see was dots.
7. Never write in pencil unless you are on
a train or sick in bed.
ERIS CONTEMPLATES FOR 3125 YEARS
Pun-jab is Sikh,
THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE)
A Non-prophet Irreligious Disorganization
MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC
Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold
THE ERISIAN MOVEMENT = = HOUSE OF APOSTLES OF ERIS
(X) Official Business ( )Surreptitious Business page 1 of 1 pages
Official Discordian Document Number (if applicable): N/A
( ) the Golden Apple Corps (X)House of Disciples of Discordia::
The Bureaucracy, Bureau of: DOGMAS
( ) Council of Episkoposes: Office of High Priesthood, Sect of the POEE
( ) Drawer o
Today's DATE: Day of the Carrot Yesterday's DATE: Yes
Originating Cabal: Joshua Norton Cabal - San Francisco
TO: REV. RAMPANT PANCREAS, tRRoCR(a)pttM; Colorado Encrustation
Your acute observation that ERIS spelled backwards is SIRE,
and your inference to the effect that there is sexual symbolism
here, have brought me to some observations of my own.