Convictions cause convicts.

Can you chart the COURSE to Captain Valentine's SWEETHEART?

When I was 8 or 9 years old, I acquired a split beaver magazine. You can imagine my disappointment when,upon examination of the photos with a microscope, I found that all I could see was dots.

7. Never write in pencil unless you are on a train or sick in bed.

ERIS CONTEMPLATES FOR 3125 YEARS

THE PARATHEO-ANAMETAMYSTIKHOOD OF ERIS ESOTERIC (POEE)
A Non-prophet Irreligious Disorganization

MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER, KSC
Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold
HIGH PRIEST

THE ERISIAN MOVEMENT =               = HOUSE OF APOSTLES OF ERIS
(X) Official Business    ( )Surreptitious Business     page 1 of 1 pages 
Official Discordian Document Number (if applicable): N/A
( ) the Golden Apple Corps  (X)House of Disciples of Discordia::
                               The Bureaucracy, Bureau of:  DOGMAS
( ) Council of Episkoposes: Office of High Priesthood, Sect of the POEE
( ) Drawer o
_____________________________________________________
Today's DATE: Day of the Carrot        Yesterday's DATE: Yes
Originating Cabal: Joshua Norton Cabal - San Francisco
TO: REV. RAMPANT PANCREAS, tRRoCR(a)pttM; Colorado Encrustation

Brother Ram,
Your acute observation that ERIS spelled backwards is SIRE, and your inference to the effect that there is sexual symbolism here, have brought me to some observations of my own.