The Classification of Saints
1. SAINT SECOND CLASS
To be reserved for all human beings deserving of Sainthood.
Example: St. Norton the First, Emperor of the United States and
Protector of Mexico (his grave near San Francisco is an official
THE FOLLOWING FOUR CATAGORIES ARE RESERVED FOR FICTIONAL
BEINGS WHO, NOT BEING ACTUAL, ARE MORE CAPABLE OF PERFECTION.
2. LANCE SAINT
Good Saint material and definitely inspiring. Example: St.
Yossarian (Catch 22, Heller)
3. LIEUTENANT SAINT
Excellent Goddess-Saturated Saint. Example: St. Quixote (Don
4. BRIGADIER SAINT
Comparable to Lt/Saint but has an established following (fictional
or factual). Example: St. Bokonon (Cat's Cradle, Vonnegut)
5. FIVE STAR SAINT
The Five Apostles of Eris.
Note: It is an Old Erisian Tradition to never agree with each other
Few understand Herman Hesse.
Only a handfull understood Albert Einstein.
And nobody understood Emperor Norton.
(Slogan of NORTON CABAL - S.F.)