The Words of the Illuminated

WHY ARE WE HERE?

Have you ever secretly
wondered why the Great
Pyramid has five sides -
counting the bottom

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SUPPRESSED KNOWLEDGE

                          HYGIENE
The Lord promised: "Therefore, behold, I will
bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam and will cut
off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the
wall..." -I Kings 14:10 (This unsanitary practice
caused serious erosion of the mud walls)

                          GRAND OPERA
"Wherefore my bowels shall sound like a harp for
Moab, and mine inner parts for Kirharesh."
-Isaiah 16:11

Face to face with the mighty forces and elements
of nature, the thoughtful man fearlessly contemplates
his place in the great cosmic scheme.
POEE             

Principia Discordia or How I Found Goddess & What I Did To Her When I found Her Wherein is explained absolutely everything worth knowing about absolutely anything

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