Gypsie [to Hill]: Did you really translate erotic Etruscan poetry?

Hill: Sure, but I used a pen name. I signed it "Robert Anton Wilson".

[A quick rap is heard on the door]

Gypsie: I have only one question left...

Dexter: I'll get it.

Gypsie: ...what I really want to know is how can we all fit inside of a tiny little post office box?

Dexter[to Gypsie]:It's a telegram for you, from Mal².

Gypsie: To me?

[Paper tearing]

Gypsie [reading]: "If I told everybody how they could live inside of a post office box then everybody would stop paying landlords and go live inside their post office boxes. It would collapse the building! Can you imagine, post offices collapsing all over the country, the hemisphere, the PLANET! The whole world's communication system would be destroyed. No,no, I must not say. I dare not!

Fifth Edition                            ODD# °°

PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
or
A CATERPILLAR'S PRAISE TO THE BUTTERFLY

being the
FINAL STATEMENT
of Malaclypse the Younger

published by Joshua Norton Cabal
San Francisco (K) All Rites Reversed