This Law pertains to any arbitrary or coercive imposition of order.
It is: Imposition of Order = Escalation of Chaos.
Fenderson's Amendment adds that the tighter the order in question is
maintained, the longer the consequent chaos takes to escalate, BUT the
more it does when it does!
Armed with the Law of Eristic Escalation and Fenderson's Amendment
any imbecile - not just a sociologist - can understand politics.
So I will translate into the lingua franca of the Western world: An
imposition of order creates a chaos deficit, which compounds until it is
paid off (by enduring all the outstanding chaos).
Of course, Eris thinks all chaos is outstanding. But we
mortals find too much of a good thing a little overwhelming. Thus we
cringe when we encounter an anerism - a pronouncement, that
is, which is innocent of the Law of Eristic Escalation.
If you hear that outlawing prostitution will eradicate rape, you are
listening to an anerism - a manifestation of Aneristic Delusion. (If you
read "The Sacred Chao" on pages #38 and #39 - instead of skipping over
it in the recommended way - you will comprehend the anamysticmetaphorics of
aneristics.)
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An anerism nearly always enters the world through the mouth of a
politician - but it can come by way of any authority figure such as a
minister or a teacher or a parent or a boss or Ronald McDonald.
"We need more laws with stiffer penalties to rid our community of
drugs," says an innocent pawn of Eris. To be sure, these laws make
smuggling and selling and buying drugs more risky. That, in turn, drives up
their prices - thus making them more profitable. So more money and work
goes into expanding the market for the contraband - in keeping with the Law
of Eristic Escalation.
Or, as the Taoist sage Chuang Tzu simply said, "The more laws there
are, the more crime there is."
(Identification and elucidation of anerisms is a favorite pastime of
politically conscious Discordians - who note that the whole text of my
"Epistle to the Paranoids" on page #54 is a psychological anerism.
Goddess punished me for it, about five years later, by turning me into a
paranoid myself. A conspiracy helped Her. As of this writing, I am still
paranoid - according to my friends.) (Or are they my enemies?)
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