"Most men make private first class in about six months. This guy
has been a private for ten years! I'm going to recommend him for
promotion," announced the other lieutenant.
"You better have a talk with him first, sir," Karen Elliot warned.
"You just never can tell about them intellegent guys."
Chadwick, who was lurking nearby, suddenly shouted: "THERE HE IS!
THAT'S HIM! THAT'S RAVENHURST RIGHT THERE!"
A big chunky truck driver whose nickname was Buddha happened to be
dampening the dust in that vicinity with a water-tank equipped with a
sprinkler in back.
Eager to score some points with the officers, Karen Elliot ran over
and yelled at the Buddha.
Buddha stopped the truck and shut off the engine and then said,
"What?"
"YOU WON'T GROW ANY GRASS THAT WAY!" Elliot repeated with a weak
laugh.
"Oh," spake the Buddha, before starting up the truck again and
driving off.
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Stories like that spread rapidly and so did the Ravenhurst name. On
his behalf, I for my part answered a survey on improving basic training.
More realistic combat conditions on the obstacle course and field training
in venereal disease control where among his recommendations.
Later on, I added to our files an application by Ravenhurst for
officer training school. Reason: "I have been a private for ten years, so
the only way I expect to be promoted is if I try for second lieutenant."
Across the page was stamped: APPROVED. Nevertheless, for some unexplained
reason, Ravenhurst remained a private.
After I was discharged I ran into Bud Simco, who remained in the
same unit a short while longer than me. "About a month after you mustered
out, there was a dress rehearsal for the biggest inspection of the
year.
"By then Ravenhurst had a wall locker with his name on it and a
bunk. Somebody even added a touch of realism by putting an old pair of size
six shoes with holes in them under Ravenhurst's bunk.
"There was only one other guy in that cubicle and he was pretty bent
out of shape because Ravenhurst was never there in the mornings to help
sweep. Once or twice he even brought it up with the top sergeant.
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