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THE FIVE COMMANDMENTS (THE PENTABARF)
The PENTABARF was discovered by the hermit Apostle Zarathud
in the Fifth Year of The Caterpillar. He found them carved in
gilded stone, while building a sun deck for his cave, but their
import was lost for they were written in a mysterious cypher.
However, after 10 weeks & 11 hours of intensive scrutiny he discerned
that the message could be read by standing on his head and viewing
it upside down.
KNOW YE THIS O MAN OF FAITH!
I - There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your
Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and
it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved
home of a Golden Worm.
II - A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Document
III - A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go
Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive
Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day:
of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of
Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat
of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).
IV - A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the
Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.
V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.
IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA!
PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.