PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR

Seasons

  1) Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
  2) Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
  3) Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
  4) Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
  5) The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse

Days of the Week*

  1) Sweetmorn
  2) Boomtime
  3) Pungenday
  4) Prickle-Prickle
  5) Setting Orange

(* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange)

HOLYDAYS

A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS

  1) Mungday
  2) Mojoday
  3) Syaday
  4) Zaraday
  5) Maladay
Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season

B) SEASON HOLYDAYS

  1) Chaoflux
  2) Discoflux
  3) Confuflux
  4) Bureflux
  5) Afflux
Each occurs on the 50th day of each Season

C) ST. TIB'S DAY - occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos