Founded by Hassan i Sabbah,
1090 A.D. (5090 A.L., 4850 A.M.)
Reformed by Adam Weishaupt,
1776 A.D. (5776 A.L., 5536 A.M.)
THE ANCIENT ILLUMINATED SEERS OF BAVARIA
invite YOU to join
The World's Oldest and Most Successful Conspiracy

Have you ever SECRETLY WONDERED WHY The GREAT PYRAMID has FIVE sides (counting the bottom)?

WHAT IS the TRUE secret SINISTER REALITY lying behind the ANCIENT Aztec Legend of QUETZLCOATL?

WHO IS the MAN in ZURICH that some SWEAR is LEE HARVEY OSWALD?

IS there an ESOTERIC ALLEGORY con- cealed in the apparently innocent legend of Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs?

WHY do scholarly anthropologists TURN PALE with terror at the very MENTION of the FORBIDDEN name YOG-SOTHOTH?

WHAT REALLY DID HAPPEN TO AMBROSE BIERCE?

If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3,125.00 (plus handling), you might be eligible for a trial membership in the A.I.S.B. If you think you qualify, put the money in a cigar box and bury it in your backyard. One of our Underground Agents will contact you shortly.
I DARE YOU!
TELL NO ONE! ACCIDENTS HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF HAPPENING TO PEOPLE WHO TALK TOO MUCH ABOUT THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI
May we warn you against imitations!
Ours is the original and genuine

"Nothing is true. Everything is Permissible"
- Hassan i Sabbah

NIL CARBORUNDUM ILLEGITIMO